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11 February 2007 @ 12:31 pm
Pet Peeves  
~Bicyclists on narrow roads
~Teams of bicyclists anywhere
~Ass kissers of any make and model
~Exploiters of friendships
~People who have to let everyone know that they know a secret cause it makes em feel all cool and shit
~Adults who feel they need to babysit other adults
~Ordering eggs over and getting solid yolks
~Banana Barium Smoothies
~Death
~Taxes
 
 
 
susantaylorsusantaylor on February 11th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
You forgot shipping and handling charges. What the fuck is a "handling" charge? Especially if it exceeds the cost of the box, packaging materials, and the labor of taping the box shut?
dan0oodan0oo on February 11th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
Hell yeah! That and pretty much EVERYTHING shipping related! Especially when UPS (Unbelievably Pathetic Service) is involved.
susantaylorsusantaylor on February 11th, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
At least they didn't serve you a Banana Barium enema. I heard they save those for self-proclaimed bad boys who go to the hospital for exhaustion.
.lokilokust.lokilokust on February 11th, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
just about everything.
morbidmusingsmorbidmusings on February 12th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
~Banana Barium Smoothies

I just went through that on Friday. BLECH!

~Meg
(Anonymous) on February 14th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)
From NJ (no LJ account)
I would add to that list school bus drivers and monitors. They watch ONE child get off a bus, SEE the child move safely AWAY from the bus, but still make you wait behind them while they get out and check UNDER the bus for that magical shape-shifing child who might have somehow defied the laws of physics and found himself underneath the bus... Time-wasting-idiots.

Also, annual gyno exams and mammograms. Blech.